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Como Chingas


Fidlar | West Coast

Woke up, caught me with a smile
Passed out on your bathroom tile
Man I think that this is home

(via mountainmoron)


Life is Simple in the Moonlight // The Strokes

So we talk about ourselves in hell
To forget the love we never felt
All the old jokes that work so well
Universal truth was a moment’s lie

(via hellholeratface)

me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf:puppy! who's a handsome puppy


You know how many times I’ve called my mom a bitch or a hoe in my life?

Not one goddamn time what the fuck is wrong with these kids

(Source: ignorntatheist, via lyinggtechnique)


every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend

I’m the mom friend :)

(via lyinggtechnique)